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IMPORTANT! Recall Notice!

   The maker of all human beings is recalling all units
 manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the
 serious defect in the primary and central component of
 the heart.
 
   This is due to a malfunction in the original
 prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in
 the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent
 units.
 
   This defect has been technically termed,
 Subsequential Internal Non-Morality,' or more commonly
 known as S-I-N, as it is primarily symptomized by loss
 of moral judgment.
 
 Some other symptoms:
 (a) Loss of direction
 (b) Foul vocal emissions
 (c) Amnesia of origin
 (d) Lack of peace and joy
 (e) Selfish, or violent, behavior
 (f) Depression or confusion in the mental component
 (g) Fear
 (h) Idolatry
 
 
   The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault
 for this defect, is providing factory authorized
 repair and service, free of charge to correct this SIN
 defect.
 
   The number to call for the recall station in your
 area is:  P-R-A-Y-E-R.
 
   Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by
 pressing:  R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.
 
   Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart.  No matter
 how big or small the SIN defect is, the JESUS repair
 will replace it with:
 
 (a) Love
 (b) Joy
 (c) Peace
 (d) Long-suffering
 (e) Gentleness
 (f) Goodness
 (g) Faith
 (h) Meekness
 (i) Temperance
 
   Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further
 details on the use of these fixes.
 
   WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit
 without correction, voids the manufacturer's warranty,
 exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous to
 list and will result in the human unit  being
 permanently impounded.
 
   For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S.
 
   DANGER: The human units not receiving this recall
 action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The
 SIN defect must not enter heaven or else heaven will
 be infected.
 
   Author:  The Creator.
      provided by Bill Dorman

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